20 September 2006

Performance enhancing scandals

For those of you who are completely unable to emotionally handle all the allegations and admitting of the use of performance enhancing drugs, I suggest you don't read this article.

Yes, it appears that Willie Nelson has been taking performance enhancing drugs. These drugs were used by Nelson and his band to gain and advantage over competitors in the song writing stage and in the stage performance stage. Nelson could not be reached for comment, but in the past he has never been afraid to flaunt his drug use, even appearing is such movies as Half-Baked as an aged, stoned-out-of-his-gourd-rock-n-roller. Now a source claims that the drugs found were for medicinal purposes, and the shrooms were for he secret spaghetti sauce he will be selling at a new chain of restaurants he's opening some time in 2008, Red Willie's.

The music industry has long been plagued with the use of performance enhancing substances by all parties involved, from performers to managers to roadies to even the fans. Sen. Hilary Clinton (D. New york) has vowed to form a committee to study the effects of these drugs on senators.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatsup bar boy? congrats on the pass. p.s your blog hasn't been updated in a long time.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Verne McGough (i can almost put the esq here, or are we not allowed to call ourselves that?) said...

Official AP press release:
"At 1:28am on November 1, 2006 the blog formerly known as Palmetto Phree Dumb's Musings was officially pronounced dead. Services may be held in a joint ceremony with Mrs Phreedom's blog, if she decides to abandon it to the fallow fields. Both of the aforementioned parties are hereby taxed at the rate of 90% on all pf their combined foreign personal holding company income."

1:39 AM  

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